Shopping Carts, Bloody Skulls, and Fire Alarms

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Wednesday:

Loyola College (compiled by The Greyhound)
Jan. 30 - 10:02 p.m.: Police received a complaint about disorderly behavior. The complainant stated that the students were intoxicated and were seen bringing a shopping cart into Lange Court. Upon arrival, an officer witnessed the students sitting in front of their television set playing Playstation 2. The students did not appear to be intoxicated. They admitted to dragging the shopping cart into the building and stated that they found it in the dumpster outside. The students returned the shopping cart to the dumpster and no further action was taken.

Feb. 3 - 2:30 a.m.: A campus police officer was dispatched to a dorm for medical attention. According to his roommate, they were leaving a bar when the injured student fell back and hit his head on the bar table and foot rest. Ice was placed on his head, and they took a taxi back to campus. The student was in pain but responsive. Gauze was applied to the four inch gash in his head and he was transported to Union Memorial Hospital. It was also revealed that the student had consumed a few beers and shots. Student Life found a fake Michigan state ID, and they have the property.

Washington University in St. Louis (compiled by Student Life)
Feb. 3 - 12:15 a.m.: FALSE FIRE ALARM - FRAT #4 - Pull station activated for unknown reason. No witnesses. Disposition: Pending.