Boring Police News From UMass

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Friday:

The University of Massachusetts (compiled by The Mass Media)
Feb. 27 - 12:12 PM: Police were called when somebody had a seizure in Wheatley Hall. The party was taken to the hospital.

Feb. 27 - 1:28 PM: A truck hit a sprinkler head outside in receiving at the service building, which set off a fire alarm.

Feb. 27 - 5:06 PM: Vandalism reported in beacons lot. Yes, parking is terrible, but there are peaceful ways to resolve our issues.