Wild Turkeys Seen Mating on Car at Fairfield

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Thursday:

Fairfield University (compiled by Shannon Keith, The Mirror)

March 22 - 9:19 p.m.: A note was left on a student's car parked saying he witnessed the car being attacked by male turkeys while mating.

March 24 - 2 a.m.: An 18-year-old male who was severely intoxicated and covered in marker drawings was taken to the Health Center. He was sent to the hospital. However, he left before anyone noticed and was found in a local diner asking for directions back to campus. He was brought back to campus by the Bridgeport Police Department.

March 25 - 11:28 p.m.: A non-student driving a vehicle filled with students was stopped at the campus checkpoint because the guard detected a marijuana odor coming from the vehicle. A bag of marijuana and a bag of mushrooms were also turned over. The non-student was arrested, and the students were referred to judicial after admitting to smoking the substances.