Dartmouth Student "Found Lying in a Pile of His Own Vomit

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Monday:

Dartmouth College (compiled by The Dartmouth)
March 12 - 5:46 a.m.: Police responded to assist an ambulance when Safety and Security discovered an intoxicated, unresponsive Dartmouth student lying on a bathroom floor in Cohen Hall. The 19-year-old male was found lying in a pile of his own vomit, on his side and was still breathing upon discovery. He was transported to Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center where he was arrested for unlawful possession and intoxication.

March 23 - 9:30 p.m.: The mother of a male Dartmouth student called police after having not heard from her son since March 3, a span of 20 days. The member of the Class of 2007 was discovered in Chi Gamma Epsilon fraternity. He had been separated from the College for academic reasons and was avoiding telling his parents.