Porn Star Will Auction Removed Breast Implants

Boobs For Sale

By Patrick W. Connelly
Co-Editor, The Frat Boy News

Adult film starlet Mary Carey announced this week she will auction her removed breast implants in an effort to raise money for cancer research.

Carey, 27, recently had a pair of 36-D breast implants removed from her chest to make way for a set of 36-DDDs.

Carey, a recovering alcoholic, recently replaced her implants to gain a new physical state to match her newfound mental awareness. She said she plans to autograph the implants before being auctioned.