Free Condoms Coming Soon at Mizzou - Plan Proposed by Phi Beta Sigma

Condom Talks get Hotter
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Inebriated hook-ups are going to be a little safer at the University of Missouri if a planned proposed by Phi Beta Sigma goes into effect.

The fraternities plan would "place free condoms, sexual health information, female condoms and dental dams in residence halls". However, the program was halted in its tracks by Chancellor Brady Deaton, citing a need to discuss the issue.

One of the catalysts for the kibosh put on the plan was a letter and poem written by a Clifton Berry, a father of an freshman at the university. The first stanza of the poem was indeed memorable, and made his views known: "I condom your behavior as a letch and a whore".

“As far as the students go, I think the approval has been shown,” said Chris Keller,President of Phi Beta Sigma, a historically black fraternity.

In the ensuing debate, a report was compile the the University, "the report divides the issues with condoms into five categories: sexual health, logistical issue, moral issue, political issue and diversity issue."

"I think Chancellor Deaton is starting to listen to the students,” Keller said. “And I’m confident he will make the right decision.”

We here at the FratBoyNews.com certainly hope the plan goes through, because an STD, unlike illegally copied music, is not meant to be shared.

As reported by The Maneater