"I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with that Farm Animal"

Frat Accused In Alleged Goat Sex Hazing Incident
Goat incident shocks campus

Things got weird in Bowling Green, Kentucky last year when the cops busted a party for for a noise complaint and found a LIVE GOAT in the basement of the Alpha Gamma Rho house at Western Kentucky University.

Accounts vary, but some of the details reported include: unrolled condoms found near the animal, and abrasions around the goats...umm...stuff. In describing the animal after the incident, the director of the local humane society said "He was very very timid yesterday morning. Didn't really want to be touched." That's right "HE".

As fucked up as this is, it gets even stranger:
"The police also found four new members hiding naked in the shower area of the house, the report stated. All four told police they didn't have sex with the goat."

The President of the house offered his obligitory denial:
"First, the president of the fraternity said the goat was brought in as a prank to make some pledges think they would have to have relations with it. He later claimed the incident was not hazing-related."

This chapter has been cited for hazing three times since 1996.

The end of this strange and sick tale is quite predictable:
WKU Chapter of Alpha Gamma Rho Suspended By National Organization