Ex-Oregon State Student Sentenced for Shooting Hobo

Former OSU Student Sentenced in Frat Shooting

By Patrick W. Connelly
Co-Editor, The Frat Boy News

A former Oregon State University student was sentenced Monday for the October shooting of a homeless man outside Alpha Gamma Rho's fraternity house.

Josh Grimes, 20, and a brother of Alpha Gamma Rho was said to have shot the hobo for pure sport and the defense therefore pursued the maximum penalty - 150 days in jail, 400 hours of community service to be completed at a homeless shelter and three years of supervised probation.

“This was not something that we’ve done for sport,” Grimes said in court. “My intention was never to harm (the hobo) — but it did.”

“He shot him like a sniper,” the district attorney said. “He was shooting at someone who was the most vulnerable person he could pick.”

Grimes must also pay about $3,000 in fines.

South Dakota State Frats Helping Fire Victims

Fire Destroys Frat House

A number of Greek organizations at South Dakota State University have reached out to help a fraternity that had their house destroyed by a fire.

Sigma Phi Delta's house burned to ashes March 31, leaving the brothers without a place to live for the remainder of the academic year. The fire was believed to have started from a burning couch on their front porch, reports said.

South Dakota State's Interfraternity Council held an emergency meeting to see how they could help. The house, where 7 brothers lived, is being repaired and renovated and they hope to move back in as soon as next fall.

"We want to help out our fellow fraternities. They are us," said Kyle Gustafson, a student. The university's other frats are installing fire safety alarms and making sure they have plans in case of a similar type of emergency.

"This was definitely a wake-up call; it could happen to anyone," said Peter Beck, the president of Alpha Gamma Rho.

"I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with that Farm Animal"

Frat Accused In Alleged Goat Sex Hazing Incident
Goat incident shocks campus

Things got weird in Bowling Green, Kentucky last year when the cops busted a party for for a noise complaint and found a LIVE GOAT in the basement of the Alpha Gamma Rho house at Western Kentucky University.

Accounts vary, but some of the details reported include: unrolled condoms found near the animal, and abrasions around the goats...umm...stuff. In describing the animal after the incident, the director of the local humane society said "He was very very timid yesterday morning. Didn't really want to be touched." That's right "HE".

As fucked up as this is, it gets even stranger:
"The police also found four new members hiding naked in the shower area of the house, the report stated. All four told police they didn't have sex with the goat."

The President of the house offered his obligitory denial:
"First, the president of the fraternity said the goat was brought in as a prank to make some pledges think they would have to have relations with it. He later claimed the incident was not hazing-related."

This chapter has been cited for hazing three times since 1996.

The end of this strange and sick tale is quite predictable:
WKU Chapter of Alpha Gamma Rho Suspended By National Organization

FratBoy Guns Down Hobo

Arsenal of Weapons Found at Oregon State Frat House

A local hobo who aimlessy wandered an alleyway behind the Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity house at Oregon State University was shot fall. The brothers reportedly hated the bums who would go through the trash behind their house.

After searching the house, police found several guns that linked an Alpha Gamma Rho brother to the shooting.