"I Just Want My Golf Clubs Back"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Saturday:

Bentley College (compiled by Matthew Wagner, The Vanguard)
Feb. 17 - 6:37 p.m.: Campus Police received a copy of a report from Waltham Police Department for a domestic disturbance involving two Bentley students. The two students had broken up, and, afterwards, one student requested their golf clubs back from the other, which were stored off-campus. The students gave conflicting reports regarding which student began swinging a golf club, and of who was injured. Both students will be charged judicially for the incident.

Feb. 18 - 1:47 a.m.: Officers responded to the first floor of Falcone East after a group of males entered a room and began threatening the occupants, throwing glasses against the wall and flipping over a table in the process. They encouraged the residents to go outside and fight them; the students refused, and instead called the police. The visitors fled the scene prior to the arrival of the police. One student reported that the confrontation appeared to have been based on rumors about comments he made several weeks ago at an off-campus party. At the time of this publication, the case remained under investigation.

Feb. 18 - 2:20 a.m.: Campus Police responded to North Campus B for a report of an individual removing the handicapped parking signs. Because the accused used his Bentley ID to swipe into the building, officers were able to respond directly to his room. They recovered the sign, and the student will be judicially charged.