42 Cans of Natty Light

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Tuesday:

Loyola College (compiled by The Greyhound)
March 15 - 11:20 p.m.: While performing a walk through of Claver Hall an officer heard loud noises coming from a dorm room. The officer knocked on the door and was greeted by a student. The officer asked if there was a party going on, and the student informed the officer that there was a small gathering, but no alcohol was involved.

The officer asked to come in but the student declined to invite the officer in. Another student came to the doorway and informed the officer that there was in fact a small party going on and that there was alcohol in the room. After going inside the room the officer found 42 cans of Natural Light beer, one gallon of Bacardi rum, four fifths of vodka, and three five liter boxes of wine.

Student Life arrived on the scene and documented the situation and took the names of all the students involved. Upon leaving the students apologized for lying about the alcohol, and all officers left the scene a few minutes after midnight.