Missing Wallets, Burnt Popcorn, and Stolen Cars

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Saturday:

Washington University in St. Louis (compiled by Student Life)
Feb. 24: SIGMA ALPHA MU - Complainant reports his wallet missing from his room after a large gathering in the house. Time of occurrence: from Feb. 23 at 8 p.m. to Feb. 24 at 1 a.m.

March 4 - 1:52 p.m.: Victim was showing a potential buyer a vehicle. While test driving the vehicle, the "buyer" stole same. Theft report filed with St. Louis City Police

Feb. 23 - 2:49 p.m. A pull station activated in the hallway near room 108. The fire department responded. Burnt popcorn was discovered in the trash can in the ground floor kitchenette.