Arizona Student: "I Wish I Would Have Driven Home Drunk"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Monday:

University of Arizona (compiled by The Wildcat Online)
Police found a 18-year-old student lying on the northwest corner of North Euclid Avenue and East Second Street at midnight March 31.

She sat up when police approached her, and the officer observed red and watery eyes, slurred speech and a strong odor of intoxicants coming from her mouth.

The student said she was waiting for a ride home so she would not drive drunk. The officer arrested her for minor in possession of liquor in the body. The girl became angry when the officer handed her the citation to sign.

"I wish I would have driven home drunk," she said and began crying, according to reports. She signed the citation by scribbling on the signature line. The officer released her after giving her the citation.