"Get the F*ck Away From My Car"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Wednesday:

University of Arizona (compiled by Brian Kimball, The Wildcat Online)
Two men were arrested on multiple offenses at parking lot 5072, 522 N. Tyndall Ave., at 8:50 a.m. April 8.

An officer saw a vehicle with a man smoking a cigarette in the passenger seat. The man was nervously looking around. The officer approached the man on foot. The man then jumped out of the vehicle and said to the officer, "Man, I ain't doing shit!"

The officer asked the man what he was doing on campus, and the man said he was waiting for his friend at Arizona-Sonora Residence Hall. When the officer asked the man what his friend was doing, the man said, "Man, I don't know. I just know that I ain't doing shit." The officer looked inside the vehicle. Another man approached the vehicle and said, "Get the fuck away from my car."

The first man was handcuffed for safety concerns due to his increasingly agitated state. The officer asked to search the vehicle, but the vehicle's owner said, "I'd rather you not." The officer saw a partially burnt marijuana cigarette in the ashtray of the car.

The officer searched the vehicle and found a leather pouch with a glass pipe inside. The pipe contained a white powder residue in the bowl area of the pipe.

The first man was arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia and failure to comply with police. The other man was arrested for possession of marijuana. No other contraband was found in the vehicle or on either men.

The officer later saw bolt cutters and a cut-open bicycle U-lock on the ground near the residence hall. He found they belonged to the men, who were intending to steal a bike and sell it for money. The vehicle was impounded, and both men were booked into Pima County Jail.