Morning Fire Alarm Wakes UMass Students

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Sunday:

University of Massachusetts (compiled by The Mass Media)
March 26 - 2:52 p.m.: Accident between a water and sewer department truck and a motor vehicle on Bianculli Blvd. Predicted outcome, larger truck wins. Haven't television shows and movies such as Back To The Future Parts One, Two and Three taught us that starting a fight with a truck full of waste is just not a good idea? Sadly, as predicted, the underdog did not win and the car was towed away with its tail pipe between its rear wheels.

March 29 - 7:28 a.m.: Another accident reported on University drive North when a car collided with the railing. Someone needed their morning coffee before getting behind the wheel.

March 31 - 8:35 a.m.: Alarm call reported in the Service Building. Someone had apparently forgotten it was the weekend and that the alarms were active. Not really the alarm you want waking you early Saturday morning.