Vandals Say Betas are "Gay"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Saturday:

Washington University in St. Louis (compiled by Student Life)
March 28 - 3:29 p.m.: PROPERTY DAMAGE - Coordinator for the Thurtene Carnival reported unknown person(s) wrote the word "GAY" on a PODS coordinator being used by the Beta Theta Pi Fraternity and the Chi Omega Sorority for Thurtene Carnival building purposes. The property damage was done with what appeared to be a black magic marker. This occurred sometime between 10:45 p.m. on March 28 and 11:30 pm. on March 29. Disposition: Pending

March 27 - 1:43 p.m.: LARCENY-THEFT - ATHLETIC COMPLEX - An employee stated that between 12:20 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. unknown person(s) took his pants, containing his ID card as well as his keys, from his secured locker located in the lower level men's locker room of the Athletic Complex. The locker was secured with a combination lock which was missing from the scene. A search of the area for the pants met with negative results. No suspects or witnesses could be located. Total loss valued at $21. Disposition: Pending.