Hit Me Baby One More Time...AgainBritney's Back and Better Than Ever

Spears Takes to Stage for the First Time in Three Years

By Patrick W. Connelly
Co-Editor, The Frat Boy News

Estranged pop music icon and troubled-diva Britney Spears returned to stage Tuesday for the first time in three years, and even gave a lucky fan a lapdance to flaunt her re-found sexiness.

In what was a surprise, short appearance at the House of Blues, the 25-year old mother of two and former Mrs. Kevin Earl Federline performed a few classics from her catalog of hits in front of dozens upon dozens of fans.

To honor what will most likely go down as the most important and influential event of the year 2007, Spears walked on stage wearing only knee-high boots, a flattering short skirt, a revealing pink bra and a brown wig to protect her amazing scalp.

Those fortunate enough to be in attendance were made aware about an hour before showtime that Ms. Spears would be performing. Many critics are already saying that this 15-minute spectacle of her talent will be remembered for generations to come.

Some say Britney may have been lip-synching to her classics, but I say that's only a sign of her true talent. Why sing and strain your voice when there's a perfectly good recorded version of your song already on a compact disc? Pure genius and a sign of things to come!

One young buck fan was lucky enough to receive Britney's first lapdance since last week when she was trashed at that club with some dude. (Click here to witness history for yourself).

On behalf of The Frat Boy News, welcome back Brit! It's been a long three years without you and only the rise of X-tina to keep us busy.