Avoid the 'Freshman 15' by Having More Sex
The Freshman Sex Diet
Compiled by College Sex Advice
It's a brand new school year, and a new crop of incoming students are eagerly beginning their college careers.
Despite the new faces and new campus environments, some college experiences never seem to change: overpriced textbooks, overcrowded classes, and overweight students who succumb to the "Freshman Fifteen."
But we have some new diet tips that will keep you trim. Once again, we're emphasizing the importance of sexual activity to curb your appetite and keep your figure.
Hook Up at Parties
Parties, especially keggers, can be a dieter's downfall. To distract yourself from the temptation and calories of all that beer and junk food, find yourself a make-out partner as soon as possible.
As soon as you walk in the room, don't waste any time -- scope out the hottest guy or gal in your league and make a move. Start with some dancing to raise your heart rate and get your metabolism going, then find a quiet corner or a spot on the couch and start messing around.
Have a drink or two to loosen up if you absolutely must, but then focus on sex. Once you take it upstairs or out in the bushes, you'll have forgotten all about that high-calorie pizza and beer.
Start a Sex Routine
If you're going to make sex part of your exercise routine, you need to plan it, like you plan the rest of your workout.
Find a reliable partner, make a plan, and stick to it, or set a goal for yourself and make it happen. If you can't get laid when you have time blocked out for sexual activity, then just masturbate.
Do It Standing Up
Having sex standing up is more work than doing it lying down, especially if you do it without the support of a wall or furniture.
Just trying to keep your balance while fucking standing up involves using several major muscle groups. Men can get an extra weight-lifting workout by using a position that requires them to hold their partner up, for example, with her arms and legs wrapped around your torso.
Do It in Public
The excitement and danger of having sex in public will raise your heart rate, increasing the number of calories you burn off during sex. Not to mention the calories you'll burn if you get caught and have to run to make a quick getaway.
Use Birth Control
This is for the ladies. Make sure your boy wears condoms, for protection from sexually transmitted diseases, and from unwanted pregnancy, but if you want to be double sure and safeguard against accidents, also take the pill or use a diaphragm.
Because getting pregnant will make you fat, fat, fat. Even if you get an abortion within a few weeks, you'll already be all bloated and have put on ten pounds.
Just look at what happened to Britney Spears. Ugh. She was a mess of saggy cellulite even before the rumors were confirmed
