Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl

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Every guy needs some help now and then in perfecting his routine for going down on his girl friend.

Today, we take the time to outline the biggest mistakes you could make down under that could cause your girl to run to the nearest frat house to take cover from your face.

Making like a gynecologist

Sure, you're curious about what a pussy looks like up close.

Go ahead and take a good look. But don't spread her labia open so wide that she feels like she's getting her annual pelvic exam at the gynecologist.

Just use your fingertips to gently hold back her lips and slip your tongue in there.


The head shake

Don't emulate the exaggerated oral techniques in porn movies, especially that move where the guy sticks his tongue straight out and instead of licking, shakes his whole head side to side between the woman's legs till his ears slap against her thighs. It looks dumb even on camera and it doesn't work in real life.

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Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl, Part II

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Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl, Part III

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Singing the Alphabet Song

Some guys like to use the trick of spelling the letters of the alphabet on her clit using their tongue. Fine, just don't start singing "Now I know my ABCs" while you're doing it.

If you're going to get studious while your down in her muff, try composing your term paper with your tongue. It may be the first time anybody ever got off on Kafka.


Jabbing and stabbing

Having someone insistently jabbing and poking their pointy tongue on your clit and into your pussy is just as creepy and uncomfortable in oral sex as it is in French kissing.

It makes you come off as overeager and unskilled.

Relax your tongue and take your time. Gently caress her clit and let her bring her pubes to you.

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Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl, Part IV

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There's a Ton of Things to Cover When it Comes to Oral Sex

How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Faking It

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She screams, she moans, she thrashes, she pulls your hair and announces “I’m coming!” so loud that the neighbors can keep score.

And yet, you still have your doubts.

If you find yourself asking “Is my girlfriend faking it?” the answer, unfortunately, is probably yes.

If you’re wondering this at all, you really need to ask yourself these two other corollary questions: “Are you giving her a reason to fake it?” and “Would you even know a real female orgasm if you saw one?”

If your answers are “Yes” and “No,” or “I’m not sure,” keep reading.

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Why Can't They Be More Like Guys?

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Confusion about female orgasm is understandable.

By comparison, the mechanics of the male orgasm are easy to observe and comprehend: Dick gets hard > Dick gets stroked/sucked/fucked > Dick shoots. Nothing mysterious there.

Why can’t girls be that simple? Well, they’re just not made that way.

Their sexual organs and arousal process are mostly internal. So unless she’s a squirter (i.e. she has female ejaculations), a woman has no outstanding external indicator that she’s having an orgasm.

However, there are signs you can look for that indicate that she’s getting ready to come, she’s coming, or she’s already peaked.

Arousal – If she’s really aroused, her pupils may be dilated, her skin may be flushed on her face, neck and breasts, and her breathing may be rapid and may become irregular. In general, her moaning and panting will not just get louder, but speed up as she approaches climax.

Orgasm – Part of the problem here is that women can have both minor “mini orgasms” or earth-shaking, toe curling orgasms, and technically they both count as O’s. In either case though, a woman’s PC (pubococcygeal), vaginal and uterine muscles contract. It may be just a flutter, or it may be dick-gripping contractions. Some women go rigid when they come, some writhe some go limp. Some scream and some go silent. Her heart rate will increase. She may have involuntary movements, such as shuddering.

Afterglow – She’ll have a dazed, dreamy look and be kind of glassy eyed. She’ll need to catch her breath and her breathing and heart rate will slowly return to normal. Her flushed skin will gradually return to normal.

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Here are a few telltale signs that she’s putting on a show:

Coming EVERY time – Few women come every single time they have intercourse. If you brag to your friends your girlfriend effortlessly comes 100% of the time, you may have a faker on your hands. Also, each and every real orgasm is different. If your girlfriend has the exact same reaction to every orgasm, it may just be play acting.

Coming Without Communication – Some women can come very easily from sex, regardless of what you do, but most need their specific needs and desires met to get off. A certain position, rhythm, or sex act is often a prerequisite to a real orgasm. If your girlfriend never even hints at what she needs to climax, but climaxes all the time just the same, she may be faking it.

Obvious overacting – This can be a tough call, since some women will moan and talk dirty to turn you on and to turn themselves on, but if she’s just moaning mechanically, her groaning is too regular, or too loud, and she sounds like she’s imitating a porn star, she’s probably faking and not even doing a very good job.

Out of synch – If her moaning and responses don’t correspond to what you are actually doing to her, something is wrong. Like if you stop, and she keeps moaning with the same rhythm and intensity, she may be faking.

No indication of arousal – If she’s not showing any physical signs of arousal, such as flushed skin, or increased heart rate and rapid breathing, she may be faking.

Coming too soon – Some women are just quick on the trigger, and there are exceptions, like if she is really turned on to begin with, but it usually takes women anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to work up to an orgasm.

No recovery time – There are exceptions, but if she “comes” and then immediately bounces out of bed to brush her teeth, she probably faked. It should take her at least a couple of minutes or so to “come down” after orgasming.

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Why Is She Faking It?

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This is not to let her off the hook, because lying and dishonesty can’t be condoned, especially in a relationship. And a woman has to take responsibility for her own pleasure in a sexual encounter and communicate to her partner if something isn’t working for her.

That said, if your girlfriend is faking it, there are a limited number of reasons:

• You don’t know how to make her come, but she wants you to think you’re a good lover anyway.

• She doesn’t really want sex, but she doesn’t know how to tell you, so she’s trying to get it over with.

• Whatever it is you’re doing to her, she wants you to stop it as soon as possible because a) it hurts, b) it’s annoying her, or c) she wants to go to sleep.

• She cannot come during sex with another person and is too embarrassed to admit it.

• She has never had an orgasm and is too embarrassed to admit it.

That last one is more common than you’d think. A surprising number of younger women have never come before and just do what they think they are supposed to do, usually based on what they’ve seen in movies, porn or otherwise.

Still, this is the exception rather than the rule. Chances are she is just not digging your groove and is trying to spare your feelings in one way or another.

It’s like when you tell her that she’s a great cook or her poetry is awesome, and then she keeps insisting on serving you overcooked steak and mushy vegetables or reading you her latest “piece.” It’s hard to back out of the lie once you’ve set the precedent.

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What You Can Do

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If you feel confident that your girlfriend is faking orgasms, your course of action is determined by your motives: Are you more concerned about her dishonesty, or are you more concerned that she’s not fulfilled by your encounters?

People don’t like to be caught lying, so if you confront her, she will probably deny it and get defensive. And if you’re wrong, you run the risk of looking like an ass. On the other hand, if you just want to pick a fight with her, accusing her of faking is an excellent tactic.

If you don’t know for sure how to give a woman an orgasm, do a little homework and find out how to improve your technique. Most women (up to 70%) don’t come from intercourse alone, so you do need to have some other strategies at your disposal. Learn where her clit is and where her G-spot is. Brush up on fingering and cunnilingus.

If you’ve already got the basics down and you’ve had success in the past making other women climax, you need to find out what really works for her. This means taking your time, focusing on her body, and asking her to tell you and show you what feels good.

Set aside some time and dedicate it specifically to making her come, then use what you learn in your subsequent sessions. However, if you actually talk to her about it, you may find that she doesn’t care whether or not she comes during sex with you.

She may be satisfied getting off later with her vibrator. If that’s the case, she might as well drop the act for both your sakes.

Ultimately, you may never know for sure that she was faking it or why, unless she breaks down and confesses, or throws it in your face in the midst of an argument.

But if you suspect she is pulling an act in bed, use it as a challenge and an opportunity to experiment.

Switch up your sexual moves and see if you can give her a genuine toe-curler. That may convince her to get real with you.

Avoid the 'Freshman 15' by Having More Sex

The Freshman Sex Diet

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It's a brand new school year, and a new crop of incoming students are eagerly beginning their college careers.

Despite the new faces and new campus environments, some college experiences never seem to change: overpriced textbooks, overcrowded classes, and overweight students who succumb to the "Freshman Fifteen."

But we have some new diet tips that will keep you trim. Once again, we're emphasizing the importance of sexual activity to curb your appetite and keep your figure.

Hook Up at Parties
Parties, especially keggers, can be a dieter's downfall. To distract yourself from the temptation and calories of all that beer and junk food, find yourself a make-out partner as soon as possible.

As soon as you walk in the room, don't waste any time -- scope out the hottest guy or gal in your league and make a move. Start with some dancing to raise your heart rate and get your metabolism going, then find a quiet corner or a spot on the couch and start messing around.

Have a drink or two to loosen up if you absolutely must, but then focus on sex. Once you take it upstairs or out in the bushes, you'll have forgotten all about that high-calorie pizza and beer.

Start a Sex Routine
If you're going to make sex part of your exercise routine, you need to plan it, like you plan the rest of your workout.

Find a reliable partner, make a plan, and stick to it, or set a goal for yourself and make it happen. If you can't get laid when you have time blocked out for sexual activity, then just masturbate.

Do It Standing Up
Having sex standing up is more work than doing it lying down, especially if you do it without the support of a wall or furniture.

Just trying to keep your balance while fucking standing up involves using several major muscle groups. Men can get an extra weight-lifting workout by using a position that requires them to hold their partner up, for example, with her arms and legs wrapped around your torso.

Do It in Public
The excitement and danger of having sex in public will raise your heart rate, increasing the number of calories you burn off during sex. Not to mention the calories you'll burn if you get caught and have to run to make a quick getaway.

Use Birth Control
This is for the ladies. Make sure your boy wears condoms, for protection from sexually transmitted diseases, and from unwanted pregnancy, but if you want to be double sure and safeguard against accidents, also take the pill or use a diaphragm.

Because getting pregnant will make you fat, fat, fat. Even if you get an abortion within a few weeks, you'll already be all bloated and have put on ten pounds.

Just look at what happened to Britney Spears. Ugh. She was a mess of saggy cellulite even before the rumors were confirmed

Double Clicking Your Mouse:A Girl's Guide to Having Her First Orgasm

Step-By-Step Guide for the Orgasm Virgin

Rebecca Lehman, a sex columnist at the University of Cincinnati, recently lent her fellow female classmates some advice on how to make an O-face for first timers.

"Ladies, if you've never made an O-face - especially if you've never made yourself make an O-face - you are not alone," Lehman wrote. "Society has a nasty habit of forgetting to teach girls how to pleasure themselves, so, big surprise, they often don't know how to," she said.

Lehman asked girls in her column to schedule about an hour of "alone time" a week where they can have the opportunity to experiment with themselves.

"The basic goal of each session is to focus solely on your body and how you can make it feel good," she said.

During that time she said to "relax as much as possible, consciously letting your thoughts and worries go - and leave your anxieties or guilt about masturbating at the door."

"Think back to your favorite sexual fantasy or a sexual encounter that was particularly arousing," she said. Next, "experiment with the sensations of different things against your skin," Lehman said. "Consciously explore how you respond to the touch of fabrics, temperature, water or other materials."

"Feel your entire body with your hands, exploring to find which parts are more sensitive than others. Do different things with your hands - tickle yourself, stroke yourself, pinch yourself, massage yourself, use your palms, your fingertips, your knuckles and thumbs," she said.

"Vary your pressure, rhythm and type of touch. This may be in your first session or your hundredth session. Go only as far each time as you are comfortable," she wrote.

"Repeat those things over and over until you feel like stopping or until you attain an orgasm," Lehman concluded.

Need Birth Control? Join the Condom Club

Save Money on Contraception
Students at the University of Washington have something special at their campus health center.

The health center has a "Condom Club" where students who love to get it on between the sheets can buy cheap condoms so they can have more sex. The Condom Club is an organization that allows students to purchase condoms at a reduced price.

"Students can purchase a membership card for $10, which is good for 10 uses," Washington's student newspaper said. "For every use, students receive five condoms."

“Condoms are probably the easiest and cheapest form of protection,” student Chris Maynard told the newspaper. “They seem to be everywhere."

Cincy Delts Slip 'n Slide for Safe Sex

Fraternity Promotes Safe Sex

The brothers of the University of Cincinnati's chapter of Delta Tau Delta got some girls wet Tuesday with the hopes of teaching them about safe sex.

The brothers set up a slip 'n slide, a hose, an inflatable pool, and passed out condoms and pamphlets to educate students how to properly use them.

"We're hoping to do this every year," Dave Sullivan, a Delt brother who helped organize the event, told the university's student newspaper. "The goal is to spread sex education and stop the spread of [sexually transmitted infections]."

"We handed out like 2,000 condoms today, that's a lot of sinners," another Delt, Andrew Chupka, said.