Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl, Part III

Compiled by College Sex Advice

Singing the Alphabet Song

Some guys like to use the trick of spelling the letters of the alphabet on her clit using their tongue. Fine, just don't start singing "Now I know my ABCs" while you're doing it.

If you're going to get studious while your down in her muff, try composing your term paper with your tongue. It may be the first time anybody ever got off on Kafka.


Jabbing and stabbing

Having someone insistently jabbing and poking their pointy tongue on your clit and into your pussy is just as creepy and uncomfortable in oral sex as it is in French kissing.

It makes you come off as overeager and unskilled.

Relax your tongue and take your time. Gently caress her clit and let her bring her pubes to you.

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