Eating Out: The 10 Worst Mistakes for Going Down on Your Girl

Compiled by College Sex Advice

Every guy needs some help now and then in perfecting his routine for going down on his girl friend.

Today, we take the time to outline the biggest mistakes you could make down under that could cause your girl to run to the nearest frat house to take cover from your face.

Making like a gynecologist

Sure, you're curious about what a pussy looks like up close.

Go ahead and take a good look. But don't spread her labia open so wide that she feels like she's getting her annual pelvic exam at the gynecologist.

Just use your fingertips to gently hold back her lips and slip your tongue in there.


The head shake

Don't emulate the exaggerated oral techniques in porn movies, especially that move where the guy sticks his tongue straight out and instead of licking, shakes his whole head side to side between the woman's legs till his ears slap against her thighs. It looks dumb even on camera and it doesn't work in real life.

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