New Jewish Frat Not Allowed in New Jersey

IGC Prevents Jewish Frat From Going Greek

After violating procedures at the College of New Jersey, the international Jewish fraternity Alpha Epsilon Pi won't be holding any bat mitzvahs with sorority girls anytime soon.

The college's Inter-Greek Council told the fraternity members in a letter last week that they needed to stop meeting. According to college officials, Alpha Epsilon Pi didn't formally submit a letter to the council to indicate interest in forming a new chapter on the campus, didn't get permission to publicize informational events, didn't submit the right paperwork and didn't hold their meeting on campus - all violations of the council's policy.

According to the colony's president, the Jews aren't getting a fair shake.

"They told us we did not submit a formal letter stating our existence, which we did do," he said. "They said that we were advertising unauthorized informational meetings, which we did not do. Neither have we held public informational meetings, nor have we advertised future ones. They said we did not submit the appropriate paperwork, which our international organization did do."

Sounds like some sort of conspiracy from our view.

On Himself, in a Can and on a Wall; You gotta Love Jersey

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Friday:

College of New Jersey (compiled by Myles Ma, The Signal)
Jan. 27 - time unknown: Police officers spotted a male on the street having trouble walking. The officers exited the vehicle and approached him. As they did so, he stumbled and almost fell multiple times. The officers also noticed the smell of alcohol on him, and he appeared to have urinated on himself. When questioned, he could not remember how much he had to drink. He was transported to a hospital and issued a summons for underage possession of alcoholic beverages.

Jan. 27 - 4:05 a.m.: Police responded to a report of an intoxicated male. Upon arrival, they found the male in his room with his head inside a garbage can. The student was transported to a hospital and issued a summons for underage possession of alcoholic beverages.

Jan. 27 - 7:45 p.m.: Police officers responded to a report from Wolfe Hall. There they met with a Community Advisor, who said that someone had defaced one of the murals painted on the wall. The defacement was written in magic marker, and included the word "fuck."

Seniors Will Be Sober

College of New Jersey Bans Alcohol During Senior Week


The Star-Ledger is reporting that this year's Senior Week at the College of New Jersey will be sober from now on.

Traditionally at the college, seniors return to the dorm where they lived as freshmen, and spend the week getting hammered.

School officials said traditional bus trips will continue, but the graduating seniors will not be allowed to drink under the new policy.

The Frat Boy News has yet to hear any feedback from the students.