Mannequins, Missing Keys, and Stolen Graphing Calculators

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Sunday:

Brigham Young University (compiled by Chris Williams, BYU NewsNet)
Jan. 8 - time unknown: A Texas Instruments graphing calculator valued at $100 was taken from an apartment.

Feb. 2 - time unknown: A student reported a suspicious individual with long gray hair and a beard inside a restricted lab. Upon arrival, the officer found a mannequin in the reported location.

Feb. 4 - time unknown: Someone slashed the tires of University Dining Services vehicles. Damage to the vehicles is estimated at $1,200.

Washington University in St. Louis (compiled by Student Life)
Jan. 31 - 4:54 p.m.: Student reported he had his keys laying on his gym bag while he was playing basketball on Sunday Jan. 28 between 3 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Keys were missing when the student returned. Disposition: Pending.