"You Know, Strippers"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Saturday:

Bentley College (compiled by Matthew Wagner, the Vanguard)
Feb. 8 - 2:51 a.m.: Officers were called to the first floor of a dorm for a report of a male sleeping in the hallway. Officers were able to awaken the student, who explained that he had been to a fraternity rush event earlier and that he had locked himself out of his room. He told officers that the event was a "Mystery Night," and, when asked what it entailed, he replied, "You know, strippers," and admitted to having approximately half a dozen beers at the event. Although he had the odor of alcohol on his breath, he was stable on his feet. Residence Life was called to admit the student to his room, and he will judicially charged for underage consumption of alcohol.

Feb. 10 - 11:46 p.m.: Officers responded to the first floor of Fenway for a reported odor of marijuana. The officers knocked on the door that the odor appeared to be coming from, which was answered by a Bentley student. When asked if he had been smoking marijuana, he said he had not; he had only been drinking. He later admitted that he had smoked marijuana earlier, but said he did not have any more drugs on him. Officers recovered a white container with three marijuana buds and rolling papers. He will be judicially charged.

Brooklyn College (compiled by the Flatbush Life)
Feb. 6 - 6 p.m.: Cops were called to an apartment on the 50 block of East 18th Street last week to quell a violent fight between two roommates. Police said that both women, ages 19 and 20, were arrested during the fight. They were reportedly fighting over their “living situation” cops were told. The 19-year-old was arrested for allegedly cutting the older woman in the face with a knife. The other woman was arrested for physically assaulting the 19-year-old, officials said.

Smith College (compiled by the Sophian)
Feb. 9 - 11:14 a.m.: Staff member reports suspicious item resembling a pipe bomb in bathroom. Public Safety and Northampton Police Department notified, device found to be a hoax.

Feb. 8 - 3:13 p.m.: Staff member reports a group of six unwanted individuals in library. Public Safety notified, individuals asked to leave.