Frat Boy News Exclusive:
Woman Found Double Clicking Her Mouse at Michigan Pike House
Masturbating Trespasser Booted From Frat
By Pat Connelly, Co-Editor of The Frat Boy News
It sure as hell isn't everyday a woman walks into a fraternity house and begins masturbating in front of brothers, unless you happened to be at the University of Michigan's Pi Kappa Alpha house last week.
While the brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha sat down to eat dinner, a woman walked into their living room, took off her clothes, got on the couch and started going to town on herself. No one's sure who the woman is or how she got into the house. She continued for about half an hour and the brothers asked her to leave several times, but she refused.
Finally, the brothers called the police, but the woman had left by the time they arrived. The Pikes said they believe she was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and may have been on drugs. She told the brothers her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Pike president Dan Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people." The brothers said they plan to get rid of the couch where the free Cinemax show took place.
UPDATE: Possible Pictures of Masturbator
2 comments:
PIKE must be the 'alternative lifestyle' frat. Nobody thought to lend her a hand?
From an anonomous Pike himself, as much as I'd love to make it out that she was a hottie, she was freakin' disgusting--thin but she looked like she'd spent a few days with Edward Scissorhands. Anyway, I thought it was interesting that there was failure to include the reason she was there: she said it had always been her dream to get slammed by 10+ guys at once and she thought a frat would be the best place to make that happen.
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