Bentley Students Rip Down Tree, Caught Smoking Other Kind of "Tree"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Friday:

Bentley College (compiled by Matthew Wagner, The Vanguard)
April 5 - 10 p.m.: Officers responded to Kresge Hall for a reported odor of marijuana. When they arrived on the basement level, they were met with an official from Residential Life, and they knocked on the room from which the odor was emanating. A resident student answered the door and when asked what he was doing responded, "Nothing." All of the residents of the room denied having smoked marijuana, even after officers explained that the odor of marijuana became significantly stronger when they opened the door. Officers also noticed that, despite the cold weather, the windows in the suite were open, and several residents were wearing jackets in the room. All of the room's residents will be judicially charged.

April 7 - 6:30 p.m.: Campus Police investigated a wallet found by the pond. Officers identified it as belonging to a commuter student, but also observed a phony Florida license in the student's name, stating that he was two years older than he was. The student was not a Florida resident. He faces judicial charges.

April 8 - 1:20 a.m.: Officers responded to a report of three male parties who had ripped down a tree by the Student Center. Dispatchers were able to watch the students on camera, and observed as they swiped into the Tree Dorms, allowing officers to find the swiping student's name from the card access logs. All three males were later identified and will be judicially charged.