Michigan Pike House Vandalized by GDIs

UM Fraternity Damaged by Vandals

The brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha at the University of Michigan had their house broken into early Sunday morning and vandalized, likely by a group of students not too fond of fraternities.

The vandals gained entrance to the house sometime between 2 and 5 a.m. through an unlocked sliding glass door, police said. The vandals then used primer paint to leave a message for the brothers on a projection screen TV, which police said read, "F-cking Frats - I don't buy my friends."

Also damaged was a cable receiver, a CD changer, trophies, photos and other Pike memorobilia, totaling about $3,500. Painted elsewhere in the house were "Mich Sux" and "Gay," police said.

About 10 to 15 brothers were in the house at the time of the vandalism, but no one heard it happen. It comes as the second odd incident at the Pike house this spring.

In March, a disgustingly, ugly woman randomly walked into their house and began masturbating on a couch before brothers were forced to kick her to the curb. A few days later, pictures of the woman began to circulate around the Internet and of course on the The Frat Boy News.

While the Pike brothers sat down to eat dinner, a woman walked into their living room, the crackhead woman took off her clothes, got on the couch and started going to town on herself. No one's sure who the woman wass or how she got into the house. She continued for about half an hour and the brothers asked her to leave several times, but she refused.

Finally, the brothers called the police, but the woman had left by the time they arrived. The Pikes said they believe she was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and may have been on drugs. She told the brothers her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.

The brothers said they were forced to get rid of the couch where the free Cinemax show took place.