"At least I'm Not Littering, I Threw the Bottle Away"

The Frat Boy News daily campus police report for Thursday:

University of Arizona (compiled by Laura Ory, The Wildcat Online)
March 1 - 11:40 a.m.: A police officer saw a man washing car windows and asking for money from drivers at Circle K. The man appeared drunk and had been warned for aggressive panhandling by the Tucson Police Department in the past. The officer told the man to leave. The man walked away and walked over to a driver and asked him for money. He was cited for loitering.

March 1 - 12:57 p.m.: Police saw a man with an empty a bottle of beer into a 64 ounce cup and drink from it at a bus stop bench. The man told police, "At least I'm not littering. I threw the bottle away." The man also threw the citation he received from the office into the trash can.