What Happened to the Michigan Pike House Masturbator?

Busted Masturbator Caught on Film?

A disgustingly, ugly woman randomly walked into the University of Michigan's Pi Kappa Alpha house in March and began masturbating on a couch before brothers were forced to kick her to the curb.

A few days later, pictures of the woman began to circulate around the Internet. What we here at The Frat Boy News are wondering is, what ever happened to her?

While the Pike brothers sat down to eat dinner, a woman walked into their living room, took off her clothes, got on the couch and started going to town on herself. No one's sure who the woman is or how she got into the house. She continued for about half an hour and the brothers asked her to leave several times, but she refused.

Finally, the brothers called the police, but the woman had left by the time they arrived. The Pikes said they believe she was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and may have been on drugs. She told the brothers her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.

The brothers said they were forced to get rid of the couch where the free Cinemax show took place.

If you know what happened to the mysterious masturbating Michigan woman, help us track her cracked-out ass down and drop us a line at fratboynews@yahoo.com