Cracked-Out Masturbator on the Loose?

MONDAY'S BIG STORY:
What Happened to the Michigan Pike House Masturbator?
A disgustingly, ugly woman randomly walked into the University of Michigan's Pi Kappa Alpha house in March and began masturbating on a couch before brothers were forced to kick her to the curb.

A few days later, pictures of the woman began to circulate around the Internet. What we here at The Frat Boy News are wondering is, what ever happened to her?
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CAMPUS GIRL OF THE DAY
Johnora Caven, of the University of Iowa, is Monday's Frat Boy News Campus Girl of the Day.

Johnora is a sister of Delta Zeta, a Pre-med student, and isn't afraid of horror movies like you.
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WEEKEND HEADLINES

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State College police are investigating an incident in which someone spray-painted a swastika on the back of the Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity house.
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