Don't Get On Joe's Bad Side

WEDNESDAY'S BIG STORY:
Paterno's Mad as Hell and He's Not Gonna Take it Anymore
Penn State University football coach Joe Paterno has devised the most evil of all punishments to not only discipline the four players who were arrested following a fight at an apartment, but the entire team.

Paterno will require the team to do community service and, yes, clean the entire stadium's trash after every home game this coming season. Penn State has in the past offered to pay the university's club sports teams to clean the stadium. This year, the football players will clean it, and donate their money earned to the club sports teams.
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CAMPUS GIRL OF THE DAY
Tala Kassm, of the University of Texas, is Wednesday's Frat Boy News Campus Girl of the Day.

Tala loves strawberry Daiquiris, wants to be doctor, and she likes a lot of the same movies as you.
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