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THURSDAY'S BIG STORY:
Frat Movie of the Year: Knocked Up

"Knocked Up" may have only opened in theaters across the country this past weekend, but the move has already lifted itself to the level of some of the greatest comedies ever made.

The movie stars Seth Rogen, who you may remember as the outspoken friend of Steve Carell in "The 40-Year Old Virgin," for his on-screen banter with actor Paul Rudd. "Knocked Up" takes that banter and multiplies it by about 1,000 to create a movie that will keep you laughing through its entirety.
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CAMPUS GIRL OF THE DAY

Cassandra Sapieha, of San Diego State University, is Thursday's Frat Boy News Campus Girl of the Day.


Cassandra is a sister of Alpha Chi Omega, loves to play sports for her sorority and wants to work in Public Relations after college.
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WEDNESDAY'S HEADLINES

FRAT BOY NEWS DAILY SPORTS PAGE

A Cat Fight in Tight White Pants
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FRAT BOY NEWS DAILY POLICE REPORT
Gun Scare in Colorado After Student Brings Pellet Gun to School
UCCS Campus Police were tested Tuesday when an 18-year old brought what looked like a handgun into a UCCS gym.
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